There are two SOTWs this week. The first SOTW is the Starlings of Aber. Please examine this photo:
Do you see the angry looking swarm of doom hovering above Hogwarts? That, my friends, is the
Starling herd. They swoop. Like Dementors. Don't believe me? Watch them swoop. You might think they are less terrifying than Dementors, but just wait until you're caught under a swooping storm of a thousand Starlings and you aren't wearing a hat. Then you will know the terror.
In other news, I was recently informed that from reading my blog, nobody has any idea what I've been up to in Wales. This is shocking. Really. I'm shocked. Not that nobody can comprehend my blog (I mean really, it's utter nonsense that I can't even comprehend most of the time), but that people actually read it. It's your fault you ridiculous people for giving me a blog! Oh wait, I gave myself a blog. Regardless, you read it. Therefore you, dear readers, are the other SOTW. Feel special.
Do you see the angry looking swarm of doom hovering above Hogwarts? That, my friends, is the
Starling herd. They swoop. Like Dementors. Don't believe me? Watch them swoop. You might think they are less terrifying than Dementors, but just wait until you're caught under a swooping storm of a thousand Starlings and you aren't wearing a hat. Then you will know the terror.In other news, I was recently informed that from reading my blog, nobody has any idea what I've been up to in Wales. This is shocking. Really. I'm shocked. Not that nobody can comprehend my blog (I mean really, it's utter nonsense that I can't even comprehend most of the time), but that people actually read it. It's your fault you ridiculous people for giving me a blog! Oh wait, I gave myself a blog. Regardless, you read it. Therefore you, dear readers, are the other SOTW. Feel special.
I feel special for reading your blog. In addition to giving me an excuse to log into my own blog (to which I have never posted, but from which I like to comment) it gives me a lovely idea of where and how and who you are. LOVE from the lentil fields back "home."
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