The Warden

Today's delightful SOTW is the Warden (Exhibit A). Yes, there is in fact an illusive Warden living on the first floor. Efforts to photograph the Warden in its natural habitat have recently been unsuccessful, so a picture of its lair (Exhibit B) will have to suffice. Wardens are a tricky species and this one seems to sense lurking camera lenses and atrociously faked Welsh accents, scampering off whenever it smells peanut butter or hears the words "Ron Paul" (both of which immediately indicate American presence). Rumor has it that this particular Warden moved in when the building was a mental institution (which would explain the mysteriously over-complicated corridors and unnecessary doors leading to nowhere), and never moved out.

Exhibit A: Warden Lair.

Exhibit B: Wardens can be found in mental institutions, jails, the Royal Forest,
leading Masonic meetings, and lurking around Welsh dormitories.